While technology's improved in immeasurable leaps and incredible bounds since the days when owning anything being 8bit was a legitimate brag, the chiptune sounds of the 1980s and '90s continue to prevail, inspiring musicians the world over. It's during moments like these that we realise we've all been successfully brainwashed. It's a Pavlovian response, the same way the PlayStation start-up jingle immediately has you craving a joint. People love the past, and the sound of 8bit chiptune music warms the cockles of gamers' soul like little else, reminding them of the good old days. The multi-format announcement trailer for 'Spectra' That's like saying Poppy Delevingne doesn't secretly cut out the eyes of her sister Cara's Vogue shots when alone, crying with wine. If something works, why change it? People love Mario, and if he ever does decide the hat's not working out, perhaps a short spell on Weight Watchers could help with his tormented sibling rivalry with Luigi. You only have to look at the long history of Nintendo regurgitating their old franchises, with about as much innovation as buying a slightly jaunty hat, to see how legacy so easily begets originality. They're like the moaning, slipper-wearing old bastards in the corner of the pub, reciting endless conversion variants like how many shillings used to be in pound, except about Final Fantasy VII instead.

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